2017 YEAR OF THE THIRST

**Conn0rz** Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:24 pm

I'M NOT SURE IF ANY OF YOU GUYS KNOW, BUT CONNIE GOT HER ISLAND THIS YEAR. BUT THIS ISN'T THE ISLAND SHE WAS HOPING FOR. THIS ISLAND HAS RAN OUT OF WATER AND CONNIE IS THIRSTY AS EVER. I AM STRANDED. SEND HELP.

QUENCH MY THIRST
CAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING QUENCHES A THIRSTY CONNIE BETTER THAN BOYS THAT ARE PROB TOO YOUNG FOR HER. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

SEND FOOD
I'M CRAVING SOMETHING SWEET. MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE A RASPBERRY PI CAN FILL ME UP.

I can also use something that can help me prepare/cook food so how about this food processsor/hand blender set?

I'M INJURED
MY FEET AREN'T WORKING LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO. I NEED SOME SEWING FEET TO GET ME GOING AGAIN!

I NEED SHELTER
ALTHOUGH I AM STRANDED, LUCKILY THIS ISLAND HAS AN IKEA. I NEED HELP BUILDING SHELTER. I COULD REALLY USE A GIFT CARD OR SOMETHING TO GET EVERYTHING I NEED.