#gifts#christmas#socialmediainfluencer#avocadotoast#fakenews

Contrary to popular belief - new reports stated Millenials are from 1981 - 1996 - so here is...

My Guide to being a Successful IG Influencer -

Step 1) Obtain things that you can post about ALL day that makes other people #jealous



Step 2) Have a cool home so people can #wishtheywereyou
You can always decorate your wall with cool millenial sayings like this or this.

Spruce up your home with places you've travelled to or live in so people have #envy
Vancouver, BC
Nagoya, Japan
Los Angeles
San Frannnnnnn

Step 3) Have an elite wardrobe so people KNOW that you glisten like a holy deity after 2 hours of yoga, 4 hours of SOULCYCLE, 1.5 hours of hiking and 3 hours of just chilling at a beach in one day and can still slay like a #goddess
#cooltouquesinpink
#workoutinstyle Medium
#comfyAF Medium

Step 4) Be able to #relaxitaxi after a full day of working on your 5 kickstarters
#spaday
#bathday

#allinjokes#justreallywantpuppyandchrisevans#giftcardsfromsephoraarecool#iloveyousanta